Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
The GOOD-
Glory be, it has been a stupendous couple of weeks in Football.
I LOVE a good upset... unless of course it happens to me, then I hate it passionately.
And in College Football, this has been possibly the most EFFED UP SEASON EVER. People can't stay on top longer than 2 weeks, tiny insignificant teams are taking the big kids to task, it has been MARVELOUS.
Sadly, because of the issue mentioned before, I haven't been able to TRULY enjoy the upsets because none of my friends like football like I do. ARGH
I think I should start a separate blog for football.....I could even have guest writers (Nic, Meg, ladies?) Girls guide to football. This may help me get my friends to appreciate CAL going down to OSU, and the absolute deliciousness that is the NE Patriots taking a team to task. MEOW!
The EVIL-
FLUCKING LOS ANGELES. Yet, another reason to hate the stupid Chargers. Instead of watching the Patriots v. Cowboys (both 5-0) slugfest, I am stuck watching the Raiders/Chargers game. Well I would if I wasn't protesting the stupidity of not getting the option of watching a good game and being forced to watch 2 sub-par teams play crapily.
An Actual Convo in my head this week-
ME- "You know, I still haven't gotten my apology phone call from the Ex, I think maybe I should start rooting for USC to start losing."
Inner Self- "ooooh, yes revenge, nothing hurts a man quicker than his teams losing."
ME- Checks schedule. "oh, they play Notre Dame next week.... "
Inner Self- "Yes, he was stupid, you should embrace the Notre Dame, they need another win and issuing a spanking to SC would be super sweet, just one let hurray... every fan counts during football, do it. Root for NOTRE DAME, it will be sweet vindication... you know"
ME- "I could do it. I could root for Notre...I... WHA... WHAT THE FLUCK. NOTR--- Notre Dame. SNAP OUT OF IT INNER SELF. Rooting for an Indiana Team is THE NUCLEAR OPTION. We don't go there, unless it is to save our dear mama's life (love you ma!)
Inner Self- "good god, I need to lie down, I don't know what came over me. I feel super dirty, it was the diet coke, I must have cracked a bad case." (checks can) "see I can't be faulted your roommate bought diet pepsi, I was out of my mind."
ME- S'Alright Inner Self. You are forgiven, now just repeat after me... suck it Indiana, Whilst I get you a fresh can of the good stuff.
Glory be, it has been a stupendous couple of weeks in Football.
I LOVE a good upset... unless of course it happens to me, then I hate it passionately.
And in College Football, this has been possibly the most EFFED UP SEASON EVER. People can't stay on top longer than 2 weeks, tiny insignificant teams are taking the big kids to task, it has been MARVELOUS.
Sadly, because of the issue mentioned before, I haven't been able to TRULY enjoy the upsets because none of my friends like football like I do. ARGH
I think I should start a separate blog for football.....I could even have guest writers (Nic, Meg, ladies?) Girls guide to football. This may help me get my friends to appreciate CAL going down to OSU, and the absolute deliciousness that is the NE Patriots taking a team to task. MEOW!
The EVIL-
FLUCKING LOS ANGELES. Yet, another reason to hate the stupid Chargers. Instead of watching the Patriots v. Cowboys (both 5-0) slugfest, I am stuck watching the Raiders/Chargers game. Well I would if I wasn't protesting the stupidity of not getting the option of watching a good game and being forced to watch 2 sub-par teams play crapily.
An Actual Convo in my head this week-
ME- "You know, I still haven't gotten my apology phone call from the Ex, I think maybe I should start rooting for USC to start losing."
Inner Self- "ooooh, yes revenge, nothing hurts a man quicker than his teams losing."
ME- Checks schedule. "oh, they play Notre Dame next week.... "
Inner Self- "Yes, he was stupid, you should embrace the Notre Dame, they need another win and issuing a spanking to SC would be super sweet, just one let hurray... every fan counts during football, do it. Root for NOTRE DAME, it will be sweet vindication... you know"
ME- "I could do it. I could root for Notre...I... WHA... WHAT THE FLUCK. NOTR--- Notre Dame. SNAP OUT OF IT INNER SELF. Rooting for an Indiana Team is THE NUCLEAR OPTION. We don't go there, unless it is to save our dear mama's life (love you ma!)
Inner Self- "good god, I need to lie down, I don't know what came over me. I feel super dirty, it was the diet coke, I must have cracked a bad case." (checks can) "see I can't be faulted your roommate bought diet pepsi, I was out of my mind."
ME- S'Alright Inner Self. You are forgiven, now just repeat after me... suck it Indiana, Whilst I get you a fresh can of the good stuff.
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Let this be a lesson to you kids, NEVER EVER MISTAKE DIET PEPSI for the good stuff, it causes you to flail about thinking stupid thoughts like a drunk fool.
posted by Shanelle at 10:00 AM
1 Comments:
Wait, you didn't watch the pats/cowboys game?!? GASP. You can watch a play by play on espn.com. Sadly more man-ish than I ever though I'd be, but I do it if they aren't showing them on TV down here. Oh, and we need to whoop up on Indy's asses. I HATE HATE HATE Peyton.
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