So... I wanna date America.

Okay, so for 26, I wanna do something different. Something new. Something dare I say it... ZESTY. So I decided I wanna date America, or more specifically, this year, I want to go on a date with a guy from every state in the Union.

Doesn't that sound Fun-tastic? Alabama. Alaska. New Jersey. New York. Hawaii. Oregon. Illinois. I want to see which state produces the greatest date. This probably sounds like a bad plan to many people, but I am not talking commitment here, I am talking a date... and then I can write in my blog about it.... So if you think this sounds like an interesting experiment and know people from different states that would go out for coffee or dinner with me, let me know... and I promise to let you know of the hijinx and hilarity that happens. Deal?

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Ah a question proposed to me. What type of guy am I looking for? Ordinarily... I like nice boys who love jesus who are tall, really really good-looking and love their mama.

For this experience, I am amiable to anyone who is not a stalker, psycho, and/or homicidal (which I feel falls under psycho).

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P.S. Attention Various Idea Stealing Bastards around LA. Don't even think about using any ideas or writings here for your film, screenplay, book or television show. If anyone is going to make money off of me making a fool out of myself, it better be me.

P.S.S. I am not, for the record, suggesting that on these dates I do anything that would make my mother smack me...