Because I got a million questions about this
For those who keep asking for the recap of the my chats with the boys, the convos went remarkably like this:
"jaaaaaaaase, he sucks and I don't understand why he gets to be happy first, shouldn't he still feel guilty"
Jase- "Huh, boys don't feel guilt like that, compartmentalize baby, you can do it besidesyou are still pretty, and you didn't pull anything crazy on him, you are awesome, don't worry about it, you have great boobs, definately marriage worthy"
"but. I am so mad"
Jase- "that's just cause you are jealous, besides, you don't want that dude, he sucks--- I don't like him, and you can't date people I don't like.."
"but jaaaaaaaaaaase."
Jase- "you know what, from now on, I am just gonna have an interview process before guys can date you, if they pass the credit and personality checks, you can go get coffee with him.... this will save me time"
"like the F.B.I?"
Jase- "right except scarier... I should TOTALLY market this idea"
"Fine, but I get to vet the your girlfriends"
Jase- "sure, but you like Jenny"
"true, if you dump her, I might actually kill you"
Jase- "fair enough, but let the record show, I never actually "date" crazy people like you do. I do spend fun weekends making out with them, you could try that, but I think your mom might kill me"
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Me- "I am irrationally rage-filled right now"
J- "so, still a girl eh."
Me- "Shut up, he has no business being happy before me"
J- "You're being silly just go back to being happy for him, and happy for you, I PROMISE the next guy will be better.... now come help me build an ark... I hate rain"
Me- "okay, but we must have comfort seating"
J- "And porn."
Me- "you are so weird"
"jaaaaaaaase, he sucks and I don't understand why he gets to be happy first, shouldn't he still feel guilty"
Jase- "Huh, boys don't feel guilt like that, compartmentalize baby, you can do it besidesyou are still pretty, and you didn't pull anything crazy on him, you are awesome, don't worry about it, you have great boobs, definately marriage worthy"
"but. I am so mad"
Jase- "that's just cause you are jealous, besides, you don't want that dude, he sucks--- I don't like him, and you can't date people I don't like.."
"but jaaaaaaaaaaase."
Jase- "you know what, from now on, I am just gonna have an interview process before guys can date you, if they pass the credit and personality checks, you can go get coffee with him.... this will save me time"
"like the F.B.I?"
Jase- "right except scarier... I should TOTALLY market this idea"
"Fine, but I get to vet the your girlfriends"
Jase- "sure, but you like Jenny"
"true, if you dump her, I might actually kill you"
Jase- "fair enough, but let the record show, I never actually "date" crazy people like you do. I do spend fun weekends making out with them, you could try that, but I think your mom might kill me"
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Me- "I am irrationally rage-filled right now"
J- "so, still a girl eh."
Me- "Shut up, he has no business being happy before me"
J- "You're being silly just go back to being happy for him, and happy for you, I PROMISE the next guy will be better.... now come help me build an ark... I hate rain"
Me- "okay, but we must have comfort seating"
J- "And porn."
Me- "you are so weird"
posted by Shanelle at 4:34 PM
3 Comments:
They SO don't deserve to be happy before us. Seriously.
He is in Wisconsin. Plans on moving here. Soon. His ex wife just told him she has cancer. Now he says he can't just leave her on her own. But he still loves me and wants to be with me. WTF.
Tell Jase-yes your mom will kill him for suggesting the make-out weekend, but only if you do it.....HIs life is in your hands!
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