Thank God Decent TV is Coming Back
I probably stand alone amongst my friends, in that I admit to watching television.
* Aside... I hate those, I never watch tv people, who then can get into massive discussions on how television is so bad for you... look bitches, I read roughly 60 books a year, 4 news papers a day, and my mom has a masters in English, I don't need you telling me how television is killing my brain, as my brain is probably better developed than yours anyway... call me when you finish The Intelligent Investor or anything by Dostoevsky
Summer is probably the worst time on Earth to watch television as it is when the faceless tv executives unleash ungodly horrors on unspecting viewers (ha say THAT 3 times fast). Yes, I am looking at you dancing with dueling dueting celebrities or whatever. And at first, I can't escape because frankly, I have gotten in the pattern of watching my shows... (Grey's, how I love thee) and I don't particularly want to do something else during my designated tv time. But by mid-summertime, I have to find something else to do because "dueting with american idol rejects" is to insipid for me to watch with out wanting to throw something, and we have a very small tv (not to be confused with my friend Benn's gianormous tv...that thing is wicked cool, if I were to watch grey's anatomy on it... I would feel just like I was there in surgery, at cool proms that could never happen at an actual working hospital (sidenote, must remember to bug Benn about letting me watch Grey's Anatomy on said Giant TV...) if we throw something, it will break, and then how would I watch my roommate make a fool of herself on the Tyra show...(I still love you, you crazy crazy nascar floozy)
* This rant doesn't include Morgan, whom I know would watch tv, if she could just break loose from the shackles binding her to the law library... Hey, maybe I should get her Prison Break season 1 on DVD to give her ideas on how to break free.
* Aside... I hate those, I never watch tv people, who then can get into massive discussions on how television is so bad for you... look bitches, I read roughly 60 books a year, 4 news papers a day, and my mom has a masters in English, I don't need you telling me how television is killing my brain, as my brain is probably better developed than yours anyway... call me when you finish The Intelligent Investor or anything by Dostoevsky
Summer is probably the worst time on Earth to watch television as it is when the faceless tv executives unleash ungodly horrors on unspecting viewers (ha say THAT 3 times fast). Yes, I am looking at you dancing with dueling dueting celebrities or whatever. And at first, I can't escape because frankly, I have gotten in the pattern of watching my shows... (Grey's, how I love thee) and I don't particularly want to do something else during my designated tv time. But by mid-summertime, I have to find something else to do because "dueting with american idol rejects" is to insipid for me to watch with out wanting to throw something, and we have a very small tv (not to be confused with my friend Benn's gianormous tv...that thing is wicked cool, if I were to watch grey's anatomy on it... I would feel just like I was there in surgery, at cool proms that could never happen at an actual working hospital (sidenote, must remember to bug Benn about letting me watch Grey's Anatomy on said Giant TV...) if we throw something, it will break, and then how would I watch my roommate make a fool of herself on the Tyra show...(I still love you, you crazy crazy nascar floozy)
* This rant doesn't include Morgan, whom I know would watch tv, if she could just break loose from the shackles binding her to the law library... Hey, maybe I should get her Prison Break season 1 on DVD to give her ideas on how to break free.
posted by Shanelle at 12:20 PM
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