And now a message from my roommate

3:00 a.m.

Phone
Me- "uh, wha, who... lo?"
Roomie- "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, Hi. I wantchu to know something. I have made a decishun"
Me- "huh, are you dead?"
Roomie- "I decided I am gonna be one of those go-go dancers at the lesbian dance club. Show those bitches what they can't have!"

BWAHAHAHAHA, you know you wish you lived here!

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P.S. Welcome Back Football season, I have missed you.
P.S.S. Football update: Tom Brady, still one SEXY SEXY MAN.
P.S.S.S. NEW Update- Brett Farve also one sexy sexy man!