MATH TIME (for Stephanie the big time Librarian and my friend)
See if they hit you with these in the reference section:
Question 1:
2 Pre-Schoolers + 2 cupcakes + 1 early morning wake up + 2 foam bats- 1 mommy on vacation = ?
Answer: ONE TIRED Fake-Aunt....Also several minor house injuries
No seriously, in the course of 2 hours, they beat each other with bats, accidentally took out a shelf... ripped up 5 napkins and dismantled their photo albums....It is a wonder I survived.
Question 2
If one has 1 eight pound lasagna is popped out the oven and is 5 feet away cooling in the kitchen and 3 boys visit for for dinner, how much lasagna time does the lasagna need to cool before appropriately eatable
Answer: 0 minutes apparently, even though that can result in 3rd degree burns of the mouth.
Bonus: Estimate the time it took to eat all 8 pounds. *Hint* More than 3 minutes less than 30*
Question 3
If a person has 1 filthy car and a guy friend sees it... how much time will it take before said guy friend takes cars and washes it completely?
Answer: 15 V. JUDGY MINUTES! I swear I haven't gotten a lecture that long since history 101 in college.... I mean really, WASHING THE CAR EVERYWEEK....seems a bit excessive no?
Besos Steph. I only hope in your preggo induced amnesia you remember to stop by the blog.
Question 1:
2 Pre-Schoolers + 2 cupcakes + 1 early morning wake up + 2 foam bats- 1 mommy on vacation = ?
Answer: ONE TIRED Fake-Aunt....Also several minor house injuries
No seriously, in the course of 2 hours, they beat each other with bats, accidentally took out a shelf... ripped up 5 napkins and dismantled their photo albums....It is a wonder I survived.
Question 2
If one has 1 eight pound lasagna is popped out the oven and is 5 feet away cooling in the kitchen and 3 boys visit for for dinner, how much lasagna time does the lasagna need to cool before appropriately eatable
Answer: 0 minutes apparently, even though that can result in 3rd degree burns of the mouth.
Bonus: Estimate the time it took to eat all 8 pounds. *Hint* More than 3 minutes less than 30*
Question 3
If a person has 1 filthy car and a guy friend sees it... how much time will it take before said guy friend takes cars and washes it completely?
Answer: 15 V. JUDGY MINUTES! I swear I haven't gotten a lecture that long since history 101 in college.... I mean really, WASHING THE CAR EVERYWEEK....seems a bit excessive no?
Besos Steph. I only hope in your preggo induced amnesia you remember to stop by the blog.
posted by Shanelle at 9:24 AM
2 Comments:
Wash the car once a week? Haaaahaaahaaaa!
I personally wash the car once per season....unless you visit. Then it get the extra wash!
Yay for the new blog. I hope Steph remembers to stop by too, haha. And my guess for the guys is about 12 minutes, boys love lasagna.
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