A Roll in the Hay with Wilson
Innuendo Abounds!! And before anyone says ANYTHING… this blog is actually about our trip to the Corn Maze this past Saturday night.
So if you are reading this blog, you probably know me well enough to know, when I want something I can be determined as ALL hell in getting it. And what I have wanted to do for the last 3 Halloweens is go through a freaking corn maze. In fact, I have been so determined lately, I may have accidentally pissed off Benn, JM, Leanne, the Ex and assorted other friends as I bugged them to come with me to the corn maze (come on guys, you know you still FLOVE ME…I’m pretty…uh or something… love me, damn it, I just wanted to play children of the corn field of dreams or something)
I was determined to go… so on Saturday night, I called Wilson, and was like “hey lets go to a movie” but when I got to his house, I sprang…”how bout the corn maze instead!!” Bait and Switch, baby, BAIT AND SWITCH…. Fortunately for me, Wilson really really loves me, and is willing to go along with my strange ways. Merrily along we went. Well more merrily along I went, dragging Wilson along behind me…(LOVE YOU, WILSON…)
So we go out to Woodland Hills, to experience the magic… the first thing we do is go on a hayride. Hayrides seem like a good idea, but seriously, hay is kind of prickly, and sticky and we may have had a drunk college student driving us, because we flew all over that thing, it felt more Six Flag ride, than lazy hayride, in fact, I kind of felt a little violated after it was over… then we faced the horror spectacular, that is high schoolers out late on a Saturday night.
Aside, there is nothing NOTHING more annoying than high schoolers, with the exception of the 6 that I like at church, they are all hormones, and skinny jeans, and time wasting and stuff. Critically Annoying. Perhaps they shouldn’t be let out of the house till they are I don’t know 18 and can do something useful…. Like go away to college. I would like to note, I was NEVER that annoying.
We stood in line behind them for 45 minutes, as they giggled, tossed there hair and generally annoyed the f*&k out of me. The worst part was that it started with 2 highschoolers in line and by the time they all got done at the window, I SWEAR to bob, there were 17 kids there.… when we finally got to the front window to buy tickets… yeah, the corn maze line was an hour long. HA… I may be determined, but I am also easily distracted and very easily bored…so we decided to go to the fall festival instead. Where we ate fresh kettle corn, looked at huge pumpkins, ran to the top of a hay mountain, petted random ponies, talked and wandered all over. Then we went and got tacos and burgers and sat and listened to music in the car. It was a great Saturday Night.
And I still haven’t been through a corn maze!
P.S. I got a Crock Pot for my "hey, you got a job gift" from Peter and Stephanie, I will be cooking up a storm this week. I am taking requests, if you want me to make you something.
So if you are reading this blog, you probably know me well enough to know, when I want something I can be determined as ALL hell in getting it. And what I have wanted to do for the last 3 Halloweens is go through a freaking corn maze. In fact, I have been so determined lately, I may have accidentally pissed off Benn, JM, Leanne, the Ex and assorted other friends as I bugged them to come with me to the corn maze (come on guys, you know you still FLOVE ME…I’m pretty…uh or something… love me, damn it, I just wanted to play children of the corn field of dreams or something)
I was determined to go… so on Saturday night, I called Wilson, and was like “hey lets go to a movie” but when I got to his house, I sprang…”how bout the corn maze instead!!” Bait and Switch, baby, BAIT AND SWITCH…. Fortunately for me, Wilson really really loves me, and is willing to go along with my strange ways. Merrily along we went. Well more merrily along I went, dragging Wilson along behind me…(LOVE YOU, WILSON…)
So we go out to Woodland Hills, to experience the magic… the first thing we do is go on a hayride. Hayrides seem like a good idea, but seriously, hay is kind of prickly, and sticky and we may have had a drunk college student driving us, because we flew all over that thing, it felt more Six Flag ride, than lazy hayride, in fact, I kind of felt a little violated after it was over… then we faced the horror spectacular, that is high schoolers out late on a Saturday night.
Aside, there is nothing NOTHING more annoying than high schoolers, with the exception of the 6 that I like at church, they are all hormones, and skinny jeans, and time wasting and stuff. Critically Annoying. Perhaps they shouldn’t be let out of the house till they are I don’t know 18 and can do something useful…. Like go away to college. I would like to note, I was NEVER that annoying.
We stood in line behind them for 45 minutes, as they giggled, tossed there hair and generally annoyed the f*&k out of me. The worst part was that it started with 2 highschoolers in line and by the time they all got done at the window, I SWEAR to bob, there were 17 kids there.… when we finally got to the front window to buy tickets… yeah, the corn maze line was an hour long. HA… I may be determined, but I am also easily distracted and very easily bored…so we decided to go to the fall festival instead. Where we ate fresh kettle corn, looked at huge pumpkins, ran to the top of a hay mountain, petted random ponies, talked and wandered all over. Then we went and got tacos and burgers and sat and listened to music in the car. It was a great Saturday Night.
And I still haven’t been through a corn maze!
P.S. I got a Crock Pot for my "hey, you got a job gift" from Peter and Stephanie, I will be cooking up a storm this week. I am taking requests, if you want me to make you something.
posted by Shanelle at 12:11 PM
1 Comments:
Ha! Oh boy! Mom is feeling a very BIG bribe coming her way. Hmmm how mmuch to keep quiet about the HS adventures ey?
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