Things I learned from Ultimate Fighting!!
This week, I got a wee glimpse into man world and ladies it is uglier than mom jeans and colored crocs (for real....who invented those, unless you have to go take a quick prison shower or you are under the age of 10, you don't wear brightly colored plastic shower slippers out of the house!)
My glimpse into manworld came from my foray into watching UFC, Ultimate Fighting Championship, which probably could be called when men turn into 7th grade girls only bigger and meaner. The premise of this TV show is a bunch of guys live in a house and work out, then at the end of the week they beat each other up... uh, I know jigga what, but it makes for EXCELLENT t.v. They have all the best characters, the some what angry black guy, the whinny baby, the insecure man, the trash talker, the crazee manb@#$%... UFC may have just dropped into my top 10 favorite t.v. shows!!
Without further ado, the list o' things I learned from UFC:
1. Men are catty as hell living together. You think sorority girls got it bad, try having 10 dudes live in a house... they are bringing up stuff from years ago, "remember that time, I beat you senseless", "10 years ago, marc looked at me cross-eyed, and I WON'T let him underestimate me." Then they smile over protien shakes and trash talk in the common room as they try and out lift each other.
2. For Men, trash talk is a fine art, a sport if you will... they focus with the intesity of a woman putting on mascara, in a car, during a tornado.
3. There is a reason that speedos went out of style... because NO man looks good in one, super fit of not.
4. The WWF kids are wusses... for real, if you watch one hour of UFC you will leave with the firm knowledge "The Rock" was nothing but a punk with an excellent eyebrow waxer.
5. Fights are not pretty, and they don't sound like fights in the movies... it is alot more thuding and groaning.
6. Fighting is less Bruce Lee, and more bearhug bearhug, break...bearhug, bearhug break.
7. Wrestling makes your ears scary looking
8. Foot stomping utterly okay... bit*& slapping is rude
9. They really do say "let's get it on" heeeeee...
10. And Finally... UFC confirmed to me men are the gentler more forgiving sex, really... you don't see a chick in a cage beating each other senseless and then drinking afterwards... girls can hold a grudge!!! sure we might smile at you, but secretly, oh secretly, we are plotting how we can convince you that mom jeans and crocs are your look...thereby stunting your dating life indefinitely.
Good stuff.
My glimpse into manworld came from my foray into watching UFC, Ultimate Fighting Championship, which probably could be called when men turn into 7th grade girls only bigger and meaner. The premise of this TV show is a bunch of guys live in a house and work out, then at the end of the week they beat each other up... uh, I know jigga what, but it makes for EXCELLENT t.v. They have all the best characters, the some what angry black guy, the whinny baby, the insecure man, the trash talker, the crazee manb@#$%... UFC may have just dropped into my top 10 favorite t.v. shows!!
Without further ado, the list o' things I learned from UFC:
1. Men are catty as hell living together. You think sorority girls got it bad, try having 10 dudes live in a house... they are bringing up stuff from years ago, "remember that time, I beat you senseless", "10 years ago, marc looked at me cross-eyed, and I WON'T let him underestimate me." Then they smile over protien shakes and trash talk in the common room as they try and out lift each other.
2. For Men, trash talk is a fine art, a sport if you will... they focus with the intesity of a woman putting on mascara, in a car, during a tornado.
3. There is a reason that speedos went out of style... because NO man looks good in one, super fit of not.
4. The WWF kids are wusses... for real, if you watch one hour of UFC you will leave with the firm knowledge "The Rock" was nothing but a punk with an excellent eyebrow waxer.
5. Fights are not pretty, and they don't sound like fights in the movies... it is alot more thuding and groaning.
6. Fighting is less Bruce Lee, and more bearhug bearhug, break...bearhug, bearhug break.
7. Wrestling makes your ears scary looking
8. Foot stomping utterly okay... bit*& slapping is rude
9. They really do say "let's get it on" heeeeee...
10. And Finally... UFC confirmed to me men are the gentler more forgiving sex, really... you don't see a chick in a cage beating each other senseless and then drinking afterwards... girls can hold a grudge!!! sure we might smile at you, but secretly, oh secretly, we are plotting how we can convince you that mom jeans and crocs are your look...thereby stunting your dating life indefinitely.
Good stuff.
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