Life Needs Visa???
Forget that ish…Life needs Referees.
It all came to me last night as I was lying in my bed trying to fall asleep. Think how much better life would be if there were refs to prevent incidents like creepy kisses and the newest craptacular thing… asking girls out via text message. Hold the phone you say, TEXT MESSAGE? Yes. TEXT MESSAGE.
To let you see the varied situations that a referee could help with, I have set up some scenarios to help you see the beauty of my vision.
Situation 1: Boy meets fugly girl in bar… girl will not leave boy alone.
Ref comes in with whistle: “Off sides, 5 yard penalty, please spend the rest of the evening at least 5 yards from defensive team”
Situation 2: Girl gets creepy kissed by random dude
Ref: “personal foul, removal from game evident”
Situation 3: Boy meets hot girl (in this sequence played by me) and his friends try and hit on her at the same time while bad mouth him
Ref with Flags and Whistle: Pass Interference, too many players on the field. Other players must stay on the sidelines, FIRST DOWN, start again!!!’
Situation 4: Boyfriend forgets to call girlfriend multiple times.
Ref: “Forfieture of game, Home team gets all associated products and goods given out during the game”
See I am a Friggen GENIUS...that along with my tiny people holding boomboxes playing the soundtrack to your life rocks. (Can't you just picture during a romantic interlude, a nice boombox cued to whatever love song rocks your boat...during arguments the Rocky theme... Heck Yeah)
- Me
P.S. The waterbottle boy in the aforementioned story is Super SUPER hot and can get away with using waterbottles to illustrate a point, I don't suggest it for others... as you will look rather stupid
It all came to me last night as I was lying in my bed trying to fall asleep. Think how much better life would be if there were refs to prevent incidents like creepy kisses and the newest craptacular thing… asking girls out via text message. Hold the phone you say, TEXT MESSAGE? Yes. TEXT MESSAGE.
To let you see the varied situations that a referee could help with, I have set up some scenarios to help you see the beauty of my vision.
Situation 1: Boy meets fugly girl in bar… girl will not leave boy alone.
Ref comes in with whistle: “Off sides, 5 yard penalty, please spend the rest of the evening at least 5 yards from defensive team”
Situation 2: Girl gets creepy kissed by random dude
Ref: “personal foul, removal from game evident”
Situation 3: Boy meets hot girl (in this sequence played by me) and his friends try and hit on her at the same time while bad mouth him
Ref with Flags and Whistle: Pass Interference, too many players on the field. Other players must stay on the sidelines, FIRST DOWN, start again!!!’
Situation 4: Boyfriend forgets to call girlfriend multiple times.
Ref: “Forfieture of game, Home team gets all associated products and goods given out during the game”
See I am a Friggen GENIUS...that along with my tiny people holding boomboxes playing the soundtrack to your life rocks. (Can't you just picture during a romantic interlude, a nice boombox cued to whatever love song rocks your boat...during arguments the Rocky theme... Heck Yeah)
- Me
P.S. The waterbottle boy in the aforementioned story is Super SUPER hot and can get away with using waterbottles to illustrate a point, I don't suggest it for others... as you will look rather stupid
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