Call me La Principessa Capitan
Today was family day. And so off I went with my California family for a day at the lake... We drove out 2 hours to a lake nearer to Bakersfield than Los Angeles, but whatever. It was a great day. We got some starbucks, (yum pumpkin spice latte) and drove for hours... and then just hung out.
I went on the Jet Ski and it turns out those things are ADDICTIVE... at first you are going all slow and cautious, trying not to i dunno, flip the dang jet ski ( yes, I know is hard as hell to flip a jet ski, but it feels wobbily) then you are going close to 50 miles per hour, nearly blind (I forgot sunglasses) and positively giddy with excitement. The best part is you are yelling the whole time, and no one hears anything. You can confess your darkest secrets on a jetski and poof they are off in the wind. Then Nick took me in these really scary scary spins and I thought I was going to fly off the jet ski in my jeans and I didn't. I am AWESOME. I am convinced that I need a jetski, it will be my hobby and I can share it with others... now I just need roughly 10,000 dollars to get one. It will be TOTALLY worth it... jet skies are like motorcycles only you know, when you fall off you don't crush all of your inside into mush or become a walking donate your organs ad.
Then we took the speed boat out for wakeboarding. I wish I could wake board. It looks freaking awesome especially when you are doing tricks and stuff. If I was going to take up wake boarding, I would need to develop some sort of coordination, because I am so not even close to being cool and coordinated, I would probably just get dragged behind the boat until someone noticed I was missing. On the way back in I got to drive the speed boat... those things go fast. I might also need a boat. I went super fast and created good waves behind the boat and then I got into a race with some random dudes taking there boat out for a spin... I now know why guys try and beat other guys off the line and what NASCAR is all about, because something about them trying to catch my boat, made me floor it, even though there were Boat Patrol on the lake. I didn't crash, which means I am practically 2 steps from being a Captian... hence the name of this Blog.
All in all a fantabulous day.
Alright, I would give you more details about my speed filled day, but I am going to see Borat.
I went on the Jet Ski and it turns out those things are ADDICTIVE... at first you are going all slow and cautious, trying not to i dunno, flip the dang jet ski ( yes, I know is hard as hell to flip a jet ski, but it feels wobbily) then you are going close to 50 miles per hour, nearly blind (I forgot sunglasses) and positively giddy with excitement. The best part is you are yelling the whole time, and no one hears anything. You can confess your darkest secrets on a jetski and poof they are off in the wind. Then Nick took me in these really scary scary spins and I thought I was going to fly off the jet ski in my jeans and I didn't. I am AWESOME. I am convinced that I need a jetski, it will be my hobby and I can share it with others... now I just need roughly 10,000 dollars to get one. It will be TOTALLY worth it... jet skies are like motorcycles only you know, when you fall off you don't crush all of your inside into mush or become a walking donate your organs ad.
Then we took the speed boat out for wakeboarding. I wish I could wake board. It looks freaking awesome especially when you are doing tricks and stuff. If I was going to take up wake boarding, I would need to develop some sort of coordination, because I am so not even close to being cool and coordinated, I would probably just get dragged behind the boat until someone noticed I was missing. On the way back in I got to drive the speed boat... those things go fast. I might also need a boat. I went super fast and created good waves behind the boat and then I got into a race with some random dudes taking there boat out for a spin... I now know why guys try and beat other guys off the line and what NASCAR is all about, because something about them trying to catch my boat, made me floor it, even though there were Boat Patrol on the lake. I didn't crash, which means I am practically 2 steps from being a Captian... hence the name of this Blog.
All in all a fantabulous day.
Alright, I would give you more details about my speed filled day, but I am going to see Borat.
posted by Shanelle at 9:14 PM
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