Drunk Dials are Fun.

So last night, I came home from a holiday party, hopped on my email and sent out a quick note to my friends and prepared for bed, because I was super super sick to my stomach. When the phone rang... here is a transcript of the conversation:

"Hello"<---that is me
"HElllllllllllllllllllllo.whhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooo.................-----, heyhiitsme" <---- Roomie
"---, what are you doing"
"---, whaaaaaaaaaahoooooooooooooooooooooooo, a;lkdnfe;ne tequila....click"

Cue 5 Minutes later
ring
"whahhhhhhhoooooo, Meh. Hi, IsmDrunk, sdrunk.....wkane;lkn ioe yay"
"---, for real, I am going to bed. CLICK"

5 minutes later
"whaooooooooooooooooooooo, crash, hahahahah, bar-cardi"
"Dude, you are so stupid face, stop calling"
"Stupid face is the meanest thing ever, take it back..."
Then a 5 minute discussion on stupid face happened. uh... wtf is wrong with me, drunk people don't like logic.

Note, friends never let friends drunk dial... We are still waiting on word if her and the boyfriend broke up, again.