It's so simple, it's freaking complex. Further thoughts on life by me.
The big secret is finally out, boys... and you have one of your own to blame, my friend J let it slip out via a long email. In this email he informed me thatI am high maintenance and .....DRUMROLL PLEASE.... the more a girl flat out ignores a boy, the more he wants her. See. That is the exact opposite of how rational women react... the more we like you the more we actually pay attention to you. This clearly creates an unbalence in the universe of dating.
I was glad I recieved this revelation. Now I know what to do with the next boy I like... ignore the heck out of him.
For years now, I have heard nothing from every guy I know but, "whaaaaaaaaaa... I don't want a chick who is into games, and drama" This revelation today gave me my Baby Oprah AHA moment... yes you do.... you totally do. This is like the chick who states "I hate drama, I am so not into drama." Boys, as soon as any girl states this in a random conversation with you... you can rest assured, she probably is the drama that she hates so much. Drama queens hate drama because it takes away from their star times. Men who say "I hate games," are totally the guys who play them... they only hate them because if they notice games being played, the other player is probably better at it than they are.
In other news, I have been dubbed High Maintenance, by some of my college friends re:my college guy friends. How is it that years have passed by and I never knew this about me. Now before anyone gets the wrong impression, I am not HM in that, buy me, buy me kind of way... nor am I high maintenance in the you can't have any other friends but me way... so I guess I am HM in that I require some sort of time... time calling, time spending etc. Now, they still love me, but apparently I am totally not that girlfriend that you don't call for weeks on end and then finally do call and everything is super yay cool. To which my response is "Yes, fine... hello I AM A CHICK"
I was glad I recieved this revelation. Now I know what to do with the next boy I like... ignore the heck out of him.
For years now, I have heard nothing from every guy I know but, "whaaaaaaaaaa... I don't want a chick who is into games, and drama" This revelation today gave me my Baby Oprah AHA moment... yes you do.... you totally do. This is like the chick who states "I hate drama, I am so not into drama." Boys, as soon as any girl states this in a random conversation with you... you can rest assured, she probably is the drama that she hates so much. Drama queens hate drama because it takes away from their star times. Men who say "I hate games," are totally the guys who play them... they only hate them because if they notice games being played, the other player is probably better at it than they are.
In other news, I have been dubbed High Maintenance, by some of my college friends re:my college guy friends. How is it that years have passed by and I never knew this about me. Now before anyone gets the wrong impression, I am not HM in that, buy me, buy me kind of way... nor am I high maintenance in the you can't have any other friends but me way... so I guess I am HM in that I require some sort of time... time calling, time spending etc. Now, they still love me, but apparently I am totally not that girlfriend that you don't call for weeks on end and then finally do call and everything is super yay cool. To which my response is "Yes, fine... hello I AM A CHICK"


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