Q/A with ME!
Ah... some of you may have noticed, I have stopped publishing comments on the blog.. mostly because I kept accidentally deleting the emails on my new entourage program. So to make it up to my loyal, funtastic readers... I have taken it upon myself to answer five of the deep, well thoughtout questions that were thrown to me this week!
Q: Now that the Patriots have been accused and convicted of cheating, will you still support the team? (various people EVERYwhere)
A: A valid question, I mean the blog hates cheating. Well, techincally the blog doesn't so much hate cheating as despise those stupid enough to get caught. If you are going to do something stupid, we expect, nay demand, you do it well. But when considering this question, I asked myself several questions but the most important one was: Does Tom Brady still look like this--
Yes. Well then-question answered. I am not leaving that anytime soon.
Q: How can you love Tom Brady, he knocked up his baby mama, and then DUMPED her for a Victoria's Secret model? (Jody, Poolside)
A: Thanks, Jody, for bring up a tough period in my Tom Brady love... but I ask you consider this:
Ah, shall we just consider this question is answered. No? Okay, here is the thing. No man should have to resist a Victoria's Secret model. I mean, I can't really fault him there. You must always ALWAYS protect your man from running into a Giesele or Adrianna, those greeks knew what they were talking about when they refered to Sirens.
Q: Is that a real conversation with your mom? (Nicole, IM)
A: Yes, for the most part that is an exact conversation with my mom; who has a freaking homing device for when I am watching a football game. My mom is a genius when it comes to teaching, cultural references, dance and tribal drumming (yeah, I know weird) but put her in front of a tv that is playing a sporting event, she has the attention span of a 2 year old. well maybe not the attention span (those babies can FOCUS on Dora the Explorer), maybe the interest of a 2 year old... or the interest a straight man shows when you start discussing: shoes, makeup, the girl in the cubical next door, etc?
Q: How if your mom hated football, did you ever get into it? Also, do you know your Tom Brady love scares me slightly. (one of the boys)
A: College, my friend. Nothing gets me interested in a sport faster than a hot man. I lived in the dorms for athletes my freshman year.... which meant every person I hungout with was an athlete, and consequently meant, everyone I dated was an athlete. While I learned quick, college football players are bad bad news (<--- SEE THIS NICOLE... I have my eyes on you... no touching the football players!) I kept that football love alive. You can thank my boys for that. I had to watch or be interested in because that is what Jase would do on the weekends. On that note--- Go DUCKS!
Q: Was your roommate drunk in that call? (Wilson, lunch)
A: Yes, she was drunk, we don't regularly call each other at 3 a.m. esp, since we live like 15 feet apart. But that convo is often what ish gets said at our house. Case in point- The roomie's career plan before lesbian club go-go dancer was to be a dog photographer and/or a capri sun tester. These plans always seem to be announced late at night, which says to me... I NEED to start turning my phone to silent.
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Lets get the piviotal must answer questions out of the way.Q: Now that the Patriots have been accused and convicted of cheating, will you still support the team? (various people EVERYwhere)
A: A valid question, I mean the blog hates cheating. Well, techincally the blog doesn't so much hate cheating as despise those stupid enough to get caught. If you are going to do something stupid, we expect, nay demand, you do it well. But when considering this question, I asked myself several questions but the most important one was: Does Tom Brady still look like this--
Yes. Well then-question answered. I am not leaving that anytime soon.
Q: How can you love Tom Brady, he knocked up his baby mama, and then DUMPED her for a Victoria's Secret model? (Jody, Poolside)
A: Thanks, Jody, for bring up a tough period in my Tom Brady love... but I ask you consider this:
Ah, shall we just consider this question is answered. No? Okay, here is the thing. No man should have to resist a Victoria's Secret model. I mean, I can't really fault him there. You must always ALWAYS protect your man from running into a Giesele or Adrianna, those greeks knew what they were talking about when they refered to Sirens.
Q: Is that a real conversation with your mom? (Nicole, IM)
A: Yes, for the most part that is an exact conversation with my mom; who has a freaking homing device for when I am watching a football game. My mom is a genius when it comes to teaching, cultural references, dance and tribal drumming (yeah, I know weird) but put her in front of a tv that is playing a sporting event, she has the attention span of a 2 year old. well maybe not the attention span (those babies can FOCUS on Dora the Explorer), maybe the interest of a 2 year old... or the interest a straight man shows when you start discussing: shoes, makeup, the girl in the cubical next door, etc?
Q: How if your mom hated football, did you ever get into it? Also, do you know your Tom Brady love scares me slightly. (one of the boys)
A: College, my friend. Nothing gets me interested in a sport faster than a hot man. I lived in the dorms for athletes my freshman year.... which meant every person I hungout with was an athlete, and consequently meant, everyone I dated was an athlete. While I learned quick, college football players are bad bad news (<--- SEE THIS NICOLE... I have my eyes on you... no touching the football players!) I kept that football love alive. You can thank my boys for that. I had to watch or be interested in because that is what Jase would do on the weekends. On that note--- Go DUCKS!
Q: Was your roommate drunk in that call? (Wilson, lunch)
A: Yes, she was drunk, we don't regularly call each other at 3 a.m. esp, since we live like 15 feet apart. But that convo is often what ish gets said at our house. Case in point- The roomie's career plan before lesbian club go-go dancer was to be a dog photographer and/or a capri sun tester. These plans always seem to be announced late at night, which says to me... I NEED to start turning my phone to silent.
posted by Shanelle at 8:53 AM
6 Comments:
Correction I have the attention span of a normal person watching a slug leave behind slime, because that is about as interesting as football is too me.
Pleeze they don't even use a ball shaped ball!
I know the game they play, don't worry. That's why I can just look and enjoy the football and basketball boys, and then ill date the track team....plan? i think so.
I know the game they play, I pimped the whole boys bball team last year, and I see the shit they pull. That's why I'm only looking at and enjoying the football and basketball teams and then dating the track team. Plan?....I think so
I found your blog by googling Tom Brady pictures.
Tom Brady could never do anything to make me love him less. (Well, except become ugly.)
I found your blog by googling Tom Brady pictures.
Tom Brady could do nothing to make me love him less. (Well, except for become ugly.)
Oops, I posted my last comment twice. It must have been because I was distracted by the awesomeness that is Tom Brady. I think your plan sounds ingenious, I’ll be happy to share. :-)
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