I love Waffles. Happy New Years and Other Assorted Thoughts.
Specifically, I love eggo frozen blueberry waffles. Which is why I dragged Luz and JM grocery shopping at uh... well about 11:30 at night.
Honestly, there is not much better (well actually there are lots of things better, but I digress, for the purpose of gross exageration, we shall say there is nothing better) than grocery shopping right around midnight. Why? Because they are always restocking the floor, and so you get an obstacle course right in your grocery store, plus you can randomly do preformance pieces in the cheese isle (Ha...you loved it JM). The highlight of the drive, getting 3 peoples groceries into a 2 door car, where the trunk was full.
Moving along, I am quite the barkeep it turns out. I made many a mixed drink this New Years, mostly because I was the designated driver so I needed something to do... I even invented one the Shanelle-Colada(it involved 99 Bananas... which is about 98 too many Bananas for some party goers) it was a smashing success. All in all, a fantastic party, sure your carpet will never be the same, and you actually played Ace of Base as part of the soundtrack, we overlook these missteps and say: Well played, danger ranger. Well played indeed.
I hope you all watched the Fiesta Bowl yesterday, what a phenomenal feat of Football. Fantastic... Tom Brady-esq, infact. Enough for me to reconsider my previous position on Idaho, which was that it was in the top 5 worst states in the union, with Indiana coming in with a strong first, Oklahoma, Alabama and Florida trailing in close for top honors.
Honestly, there is not much better (well actually there are lots of things better, but I digress, for the purpose of gross exageration, we shall say there is nothing better) than grocery shopping right around midnight. Why? Because they are always restocking the floor, and so you get an obstacle course right in your grocery store, plus you can randomly do preformance pieces in the cheese isle (Ha...you loved it JM). The highlight of the drive, getting 3 peoples groceries into a 2 door car, where the trunk was full.
Moving along, I am quite the barkeep it turns out. I made many a mixed drink this New Years, mostly because I was the designated driver so I needed something to do... I even invented one the Shanelle-Colada(it involved 99 Bananas... which is about 98 too many Bananas for some party goers) it was a smashing success. All in all, a fantastic party, sure your carpet will never be the same, and you actually played Ace of Base as part of the soundtrack, we overlook these missteps and say: Well played, danger ranger. Well played indeed.
I hope you all watched the Fiesta Bowl yesterday, what a phenomenal feat of Football. Fantastic... Tom Brady-esq, infact. Enough for me to reconsider my previous position on Idaho, which was that it was in the top 5 worst states in the union, with Indiana coming in with a strong first, Oklahoma, Alabama and Florida trailing in close for top honors.


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