Blogaversary- Late... but still delish
Hola, it is the best time of the month. Blogaversary. Enjoy or don't. Whichever.
1. I once cheated on a history exam by pretending I had a question and looking at the answers as the teacher corrected past classes tests. Yes, mom, I am sorry for this.
2. In middle school and early high school, I would plan outfits based on what other friends were wearing... this did not mean that I wore the same things at the same time.... it usually meant of the 4 girls I hungout with, one of us would get to be the "cute" one that day.... the other ones had to be dressed down, very comunist like no? BWAHAHAHA
3. I will only work with a particular brand of pens. This makes me quite the DIVA during the Staples order, because if the admin orders the wrong pens, I refuse to use them to the point of no work getting done and taking a break to go to target and buy the right pens. Look, it is quite simple, I need Post-its and I need pilot precise pens, EXTRA FINE.... I said NO BALL POINT PENS... sorry channeling my inner Mommy Dearest.
4. I can read people pretty well and have been known to play up, play down my intelligence accordingly. I also have been known to give opinions about books and plays I have never seen, and proclaim movies I will never see to be bad. I have only ever had one person doubt the authenticity of my claims... and I still convinced them. I do this by speaking with conviction even as I know NOTHING about what I am talking about.... bwahahaha. If you say it with authority most people backdown.
5. I love to read, but I also usually read in this order, begining, end, middle.... always. I do the same thing with the newspaper, front page, opinions page, others based on interest. I have no idea where this started, but I am guessing during my nancy drew kick in the fourth grade. This probably says alot about my patience level and my ability to wait for satisfaction.... ha.
1. I once cheated on a history exam by pretending I had a question and looking at the answers as the teacher corrected past classes tests. Yes, mom, I am sorry for this.
2. In middle school and early high school, I would plan outfits based on what other friends were wearing... this did not mean that I wore the same things at the same time.... it usually meant of the 4 girls I hungout with, one of us would get to be the "cute" one that day.... the other ones had to be dressed down, very comunist like no? BWAHAHAHA
3. I will only work with a particular brand of pens. This makes me quite the DIVA during the Staples order, because if the admin orders the wrong pens, I refuse to use them to the point of no work getting done and taking a break to go to target and buy the right pens. Look, it is quite simple, I need Post-its and I need pilot precise pens, EXTRA FINE.... I said NO BALL POINT PENS... sorry channeling my inner Mommy Dearest.
4. I can read people pretty well and have been known to play up, play down my intelligence accordingly. I also have been known to give opinions about books and plays I have never seen, and proclaim movies I will never see to be bad. I have only ever had one person doubt the authenticity of my claims... and I still convinced them. I do this by speaking with conviction even as I know NOTHING about what I am talking about.... bwahahaha. If you say it with authority most people backdown.
5. I love to read, but I also usually read in this order, begining, end, middle.... always. I do the same thing with the newspaper, front page, opinions page, others based on interest. I have no idea where this started, but I am guessing during my nancy drew kick in the fourth grade. This probably says alot about my patience level and my ability to wait for satisfaction.... ha.
posted by Shanelle at 1:26 PM
1 Comments:
Some obsession last and last....like white socks and Precise pens. Those have been going on for at least 9 years. But as addictions go its fairly harmless. Unless your the idiot who bought the wrong pens!!
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