And we're back.
Sorry peoples, I have had much to say but a drama/blood(more on this later)/stress filled week, I hadn't said anything.
Just to get back into the swing of things, a brief recap of the last eh... 6 days.
I went to a sadist dentist who put weird metal peices in my mouth while he worked, accidentally numbed the back of my throat and almost killed me. Nothing says AWESOME like spitting up blood for a good hour after I left. Earlier that day, I found my job posted on craigslist, because before we can be hired permanently at our company we have to allow the board to take resumes to see if you are the best they can do (there is a metaphor in that about life that I am totally going to exploit next post)... only, at the time, I totally didn't know that, so I had a big panic attack and am currently in the perpetual fear of my eventual firing, even though I am actually quite good with my job. Hooray.
Right, so never fear back in the saddle starting today. I have many thoughts. But I will leave you with this for right now.
According to the Today Show, 60 is the new 40, and according to sex in the city, 40 is the new 30 and 30 is the new 20. Does this mean, 26 is the new teenager. Because honestly that would explain ALOT.
Seriously. WhoTF thinks up these things... in 20 years is it going to be 80 is the new teenager.... and 90 is the new birth.
Dumb. Ish.
Just to get back into the swing of things, a brief recap of the last eh... 6 days.
I went to a sadist dentist who put weird metal peices in my mouth while he worked, accidentally numbed the back of my throat and almost killed me. Nothing says AWESOME like spitting up blood for a good hour after I left. Earlier that day, I found my job posted on craigslist, because before we can be hired permanently at our company we have to allow the board to take resumes to see if you are the best they can do (there is a metaphor in that about life that I am totally going to exploit next post)... only, at the time, I totally didn't know that, so I had a big panic attack and am currently in the perpetual fear of my eventual firing, even though I am actually quite good with my job. Hooray.
Right, so never fear back in the saddle starting today. I have many thoughts. But I will leave you with this for right now.
According to the Today Show, 60 is the new 40, and according to sex in the city, 40 is the new 30 and 30 is the new 20. Does this mean, 26 is the new teenager. Because honestly that would explain ALOT.
Seriously. WhoTF thinks up these things... in 20 years is it going to be 80 is the new teenager.... and 90 is the new birth.
Dumb. Ish.
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