Is this Blog Dead....PFFFFFFT.
No, I am not dead, in fact I have more stuff than ever to say, so this month, will be the month of BLOGGING, 4 days a week even.
So to start off, this weeks BLOGTASTIC MONTH: 5 things you may or may not know about me *The FOOD edition*, enjoy or don't, whatever.
1. I don't or won't eat animals that I like, deer-- no, bear-- no, and in fact I have a hard time eating beef... I usually just trick myself into thinking that hamburgers don't come from cows, but in fact come from god, specially wrapped in nice cellophane wrappers to be paired with cheese and ketchup.
2. I don't believe certian foods should cross cultural boundries... by which I mean, I don't think a chinese food place should serve "The Chinese Burrito" (Yes, I really saw that) or Chinese corn chowder.... when was the last time you saw the shots from Beijing of people chowing down on corn on the cob.
3. I have talked myself into believing I don't like muffins, fettucini alfreado, donuts or anything else super bad for you. Seriously, I have no reason not to like those foods except the calorie count makes me cry.
4. In my family, tea and toast is the medicine cure-all. Depressed, how bout some toast? Happy, lets make some toast? Jealous, let's talk about it over toast? Sick, Toast. You get the idea. It is the first thing my grandmother offers me when I get off the plane and the last thing she offers when I am getting ready to leave.
5. I can't bring myself to eat anything from the box of chocolates without A, having a map or B, cutting each chocolate in half so I can see what is in it, even if it is someone elses box.... none of the forrest gump ish for me, I wanna know what I am going to get, so I can avoid nasty chocolate covered cherry crap like the plague it is. This is probably a metaphor for my whole life, but I prefer not to think those things over to carefully.
So to start off, this weeks BLOGTASTIC MONTH: 5 things you may or may not know about me *The FOOD edition*, enjoy or don't, whatever.
1. I don't or won't eat animals that I like, deer-- no, bear-- no, and in fact I have a hard time eating beef... I usually just trick myself into thinking that hamburgers don't come from cows, but in fact come from god, specially wrapped in nice cellophane wrappers to be paired with cheese and ketchup.
2. I don't believe certian foods should cross cultural boundries... by which I mean, I don't think a chinese food place should serve "The Chinese Burrito" (Yes, I really saw that) or Chinese corn chowder.... when was the last time you saw the shots from Beijing of people chowing down on corn on the cob.
3. I have talked myself into believing I don't like muffins, fettucini alfreado, donuts or anything else super bad for you. Seriously, I have no reason not to like those foods except the calorie count makes me cry.
4. In my family, tea and toast is the medicine cure-all. Depressed, how bout some toast? Happy, lets make some toast? Jealous, let's talk about it over toast? Sick, Toast. You get the idea. It is the first thing my grandmother offers me when I get off the plane and the last thing she offers when I am getting ready to leave.
5. I can't bring myself to eat anything from the box of chocolates without A, having a map or B, cutting each chocolate in half so I can see what is in it, even if it is someone elses box.... none of the forrest gump ish for me, I wanna know what I am going to get, so I can avoid nasty chocolate covered cherry crap like the plague it is. This is probably a metaphor for my whole life, but I prefer not to think those things over to carefully.
posted by Shanelle at 9:05 AM
1 Comments:
A metaphor for life indeed!
But I think we all want to avoid the nasty chocolate covered cherry crap in life......unless you happen to like that...and there must be someone who likes it or they wouldn't put it in the box.
As for me I'd rather have tea with toast!
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