Casa De Meh ADD Blog
This blog was written at different times by the roomie and myself. Enjoy.
The house stock is up. When we say stock is up, it just means, all of a sudden, boys are overly interested in taking us out, telling us we are pretty, etc. It's awesome, except it's not. They are all really nice guys, all really cute, and we don't want any of them. Sad.
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A Sampling of the House Rules
1. No one can date, kiss, or engage in other behaviors with anyone the other roommate has kissed, dated, etc. UNLESS, given express clearance for what we call "a fly by"
Yeah, that means when you pick one of us, and for the purpose of this definition as soon as you kiss one of us you made your decision, you can't change your mind and re-pick, you are stuck with your original decision. As they say, "a house divided cannot stand." And no we have not previously published this rule, but that doesn't mean we give out exceptions.
2. No one let's anyone go out Fugly. These things should be saved for enemies of the house. Yes, we do have house most wanted list... be careful or else you will end up on it.
3. You never change the channel during the following shows: the Simpsons, anything with Dane Cook on, Grey's Anatomy or Ugly Betty.
4. First person up in the morning picks the morning picks the news program... she perfers fox, I like the Today Show.
5. When you leave the house, you take the spare not the heir. I.E. you can take the spare flat iron and blow dryer. The orginals stay in the house.
6. The roomie always gets the last piece of cake and the last cookie... otherwise she has a major fit.
7. Sometimes the hard smack of reality is necessary. Always serve said smack with a lovely frothy beverage.
The house stock is up. When we say stock is up, it just means, all of a sudden, boys are overly interested in taking us out, telling us we are pretty, etc. It's awesome, except it's not. They are all really nice guys, all really cute, and we don't want any of them. Sad.
###
A Sampling of the House Rules
1. No one can date, kiss, or engage in other behaviors with anyone the other roommate has kissed, dated, etc. UNLESS, given express clearance for what we call "a fly by"
Yeah, that means when you pick one of us, and for the purpose of this definition as soon as you kiss one of us you made your decision, you can't change your mind and re-pick, you are stuck with your original decision. As they say, "a house divided cannot stand." And no we have not previously published this rule, but that doesn't mean we give out exceptions.
2. No one let's anyone go out Fugly. These things should be saved for enemies of the house. Yes, we do have house most wanted list... be careful or else you will end up on it.
3. You never change the channel during the following shows: the Simpsons, anything with Dane Cook on, Grey's Anatomy or Ugly Betty.
4. First person up in the morning picks the morning picks the news program... she perfers fox, I like the Today Show.
5. When you leave the house, you take the spare not the heir. I.E. you can take the spare flat iron and blow dryer. The orginals stay in the house.
6. The roomie always gets the last piece of cake and the last cookie... otherwise she has a major fit.
7. Sometimes the hard smack of reality is necessary. Always serve said smack with a lovely frothy beverage.
posted by Shanelle at 7:00 PM
4 Comments:
2 things: What's a "fly by?'
And the roommate swap is impossible as previously explored on a episode of Seinfeld. So I guess its not necessary to publish the later half of rule one, seen as how only a fool or a total genius would attempt the roommate swap.
Jack
2 things: What's a "fly by?'
And the roommate swap is impossible as previously explored on a episode of Seinfeld. So I guess its not necessary to publish the later half of rule one, seen as how only a fool or a total genius would attempt the roommate swap.
Jack
I gather we know Fools, because it has been attempted.
A fly by is when we request permission to do something we know is absolutely stupid and need the others clearance so as to not get crap about it.
Listen Luz... I TRIED to talk you out of those shoes, I even offered to buy you new shoes, you can't blame me.... dang it.
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