Dear Fellow Americans:
Hello. Hola. etc.,
America, I think it is time we chitchatted. I am gonna need you to stop being stupid.
Yes, Stupid.
Granted, I know you sorta pride yourself on that renegade, we don't care cavilier attitude and the education system, is to say the least a bit lax, plus there is that ugly recent history we dare not speak of *skinny pants, britney spears* to distract you, but honestly, this is getting ridiculous.
Sending money to the FBI in NIGERIA, so that someone whom you don't know, have no record of, and have never met will let you have 3 million dollars for only $2,000 and your bank account information. Just cause Uh.
REALLY, America, REALLY.
First off, the FBI in Nigeria. THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION in NIGERIA! Pop quiz, what about that immediately says, "hey, something doesn't sound right?" Could it be. YES, FEDERAL. Let us define federal for you America, since you seem to be a bit confused: national; especially in reference to the government of the United States as distinct from that of its member units. Which means, they wouldn't have a branch office in Nigeria.
Secondly, when AMERICA, WHEN was the last time some rich person just decided to give 3 million dollars in return for $2,000. You know, because they are in Nigeria, and your rich unhearrd from Uncle that no one knows wanted you, just you to have it. Not your parents. Not your siblings. You.
I will tell you why he wants to give it to you, because you are a SUCKER. And you are about to get robbed.
I don't know what to be more disgusted about, the fact that you are stupid enough to fall for this FBI in Nigeria thing or Tom Brady knocking up half the eastern seaboard. It is a tough call. Which should tell you of my displeasure AMERICA.
We already have a bum rap America, the eighties ruined us in the eyes of the fashion world, and the last group of super smart people we got, were from India and Asia, etc.... (Before anyone yells, it is the google guys) Listen, we are the nation who developed the computer, Bill Gates and Warren Buffett (I FLOVE Buffy, Call me Warren! I love you! *) Can you guys get it together here. Come on.
xoxo-
Meh
America, I think it is time we chitchatted. I am gonna need you to stop being stupid.
Yes, Stupid.
Granted, I know you sorta pride yourself on that renegade, we don't care cavilier attitude and the education system, is to say the least a bit lax, plus there is that ugly recent history we dare not speak of *skinny pants, britney spears* to distract you, but honestly, this is getting ridiculous.
Sending money to the FBI in NIGERIA, so that someone whom you don't know, have no record of, and have never met will let you have 3 million dollars for only $2,000 and your bank account information. Just cause Uh.
REALLY, America, REALLY.
First off, the FBI in Nigeria. THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION in NIGERIA! Pop quiz, what about that immediately says, "hey, something doesn't sound right?" Could it be. YES, FEDERAL. Let us define federal for you America, since you seem to be a bit confused: national; especially in reference to the government of the United States as distinct from that of its member units. Which means, they wouldn't have a branch office in Nigeria.
Secondly, when AMERICA, WHEN was the last time some rich person just decided to give 3 million dollars in return for $2,000. You know, because they are in Nigeria, and your rich unhearrd from Uncle that no one knows wanted you, just you to have it. Not your parents. Not your siblings. You.
I will tell you why he wants to give it to you, because you are a SUCKER. And you are about to get robbed.
I don't know what to be more disgusted about, the fact that you are stupid enough to fall for this FBI in Nigeria thing or Tom Brady knocking up half the eastern seaboard. It is a tough call. Which should tell you of my displeasure AMERICA.
We already have a bum rap America, the eighties ruined us in the eyes of the fashion world, and the last group of super smart people we got, were from India and Asia, etc.... (Before anyone yells, it is the google guys) Listen, we are the nation who developed the computer, Bill Gates and Warren Buffett (I FLOVE Buffy, Call me Warren! I love you! *) Can you guys get it together here. Come on.
xoxo-
Meh
posted by Shanelle at 9:08 AM
1 Comments:
Caveat Emptor baby! (sp?) Buyer beware...basic to any high school Economics class...or at least it used to be.....
Sorry Nate, but I suspect the percentage is more like 5%
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