Introducing the will-he-call-o-meter 2007
In the efforts of amusing my friends for longer periods of time as well as mock my life, ad nauseum.... I am starting the WHCOM 2007. We will be tracking this fun for at least the next month on the Blog.
Rules to note, I am a firm FIRM FIRM believer in the 3 day rule, so seeing how long it actually takes for boys to call, is endlessly facinating to me... not to mention flipping hilarious.
Two, in general, if I am writing about said boy on the Blog, I am probably not super invested in the outcome of the situation, so honest reporting is likely ...
Our Subjects(to date):
Guy 1- Pros: Tall (yay, and so v. rare in LA), Good-looking (7 for those following the AS5 meter), pretty charming and funny.
Cons: Is a Director/Producer... blah blah blah. For the record, in Los Angeles, Director/Producer/Actor/Blah means one of two things: Starbucks Barista or Pro-Waiter
WHCOM- Likely.
Guy 2- Pros: Professional type, funny, not an actor/producer/etc, seems sane (AS5 Solid 7)
Cons: Not really Tall ( I would have to commit to flats, which okay, I guess I could do, but I love my heels), entering a profession that requires uh... roughly 80 hours a week in work, not good for me... I like attention (obviously, hello self-serving blog)
WHCOM- Sure, in about 5 weeks, when he remembers that he had my number or notices it in the blackberry
Guy 3- Pros: RIDICULOUSLY HOT (AS5 ranking: 8 w/ 7L)
Cons: RIDICULOUSLY HOT.
WHCOM- Sure, because my life is actually one giant Sitcom with no laugh track... and hot boys exist to give me aneurysms trying to figure out wtf is going on with them.
I am sure I will have more subjects by the end of the week, I have an event to attend this week.
But feel free to take bets on who calls first.... and remember the first rule of betting, if the favorites are split down the middle, bet on the longshot... (<--- no idea if this is a real rule, but I heard it one day, and it sounded cool) Addendum [5 minutes later] I think this rule is probably wrong as it would have resulted in Ralph Nader being President several years back...maybe the rule only applys to the ponies
Rules to note, I am a firm FIRM FIRM believer in the 3 day rule, so seeing how long it actually takes for boys to call, is endlessly facinating to me... not to mention flipping hilarious.
Two, in general, if I am writing about said boy on the Blog, I am probably not super invested in the outcome of the situation, so honest reporting is likely ...
Our Subjects(to date):
Guy 1- Pros: Tall (yay, and so v. rare in LA), Good-looking (7 for those following the AS5 meter), pretty charming and funny.
Cons: Is a Director/Producer... blah blah blah. For the record, in Los Angeles, Director/Producer/Actor/Blah means one of two things: Starbucks Barista or Pro-Waiter
WHCOM- Likely.
Guy 2- Pros: Professional type, funny, not an actor/producer/etc, seems sane (AS5 Solid 7)
Cons: Not really Tall ( I would have to commit to flats, which okay, I guess I could do, but I love my heels), entering a profession that requires uh... roughly 80 hours a week in work, not good for me... I like attention (obviously, hello self-serving blog)
WHCOM- Sure, in about 5 weeks, when he remembers that he had my number or notices it in the blackberry
Guy 3- Pros: RIDICULOUSLY HOT (AS5 ranking: 8 w/ 7L)
Cons: RIDICULOUSLY HOT.
WHCOM- Sure, because my life is actually one giant Sitcom with no laugh track... and hot boys exist to give me aneurysms trying to figure out wtf is going on with them.
I am sure I will have more subjects by the end of the week, I have an event to attend this week.
But feel free to take bets on who calls first.... and remember the first rule of betting, if the favorites are split down the middle, bet on the longshot... (<--- no idea if this is a real rule, but I heard it one day, and it sounded cool) Addendum [5 minutes later] I think this rule is probably wrong as it would have resulted in Ralph Nader being President several years back...maybe the rule only applys to the ponies
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